After recent hooey I witnessed in blogland I decided to attempt to hone my own slang.
This one goes out to a mysterious 7.
Wuzzup taxi noodle to tell ya da' truff....
Tryin' ta git ahole on yer ass wiff dawgs rollin like tarzan PG-dippin honey mustard all ova' dis 14 ounza.
Where ya' cupfart at biaaatchhhhh!
Hate cow buffin' the great pumpkin but until you put it in pork fried rice I won't dump my new dusty log on ya'.
Keep it coming true,
The Pink Cigar
Ok... I believe I got that out of my system. As of tomorrow I will resume to my normal Winky self.
14 comments:
Oh my lord I do declare, anyone but Paulie Shore. Yahoo Serious, Bea Arthur, Ginger Spice, Dr. Phil, anyone. None the less, Pleased to meet you Shirley McLaine. You are a true inspiration.
..Bea Arthur. I love Bea Arthur.
She is a very handsome woman.
Where exactly do you go to purchase such a thing? Fifty Feet of hot chain.
Ace is the place.
Now about me pampering you and babying you because of the unfortunate Fissure I'm sure you have developed on your anal opening from your recent chain gang, my advice to you is...
Aspercream, followed by brill cream, followed by cream... the teet's liquid gold.
Why did you remove your post Thoresen. Now it just seems we're having this strangely understood conversation between the two of us. Oh wait... we are.
I was so confused. Then I read about 50 links of burning chain and then the light went on. Then aspercream and I was almost there. So now I feel pretty up to date.
Good to see you around BH, your words tickle me so. I'm glad to see we are all on the same page now with all this chain talk. Very good.
..she makes a great husband..
Another question BH, so the light went on then the aspercream, and now you feel up to date? Who turned the light on? I really hope it was not embarrasing for you?
She really would make a great husband Victoria.
Does Crappy Steve still do those zany comercials??
Nothing embarrasses a minister, my child.
Hoo hawhawhawhaw!
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